i 'friended' my dad on facebook. i guess it was bound to happen. it was just a matter of time before someone he knew who used the website would point out that there was another user by the same namesake, only, this guy is in a dress and is there any relation?ah, and if he's investigated any of the details of my profile, he inevitably knows that i ( Read more... )

st pats day and the drunk belligerantes suck. march madness and the sports fanatics suck. this ambiguous march weather sucks. march 6th and its sad-assed memory suck huge donkey turds ( Read more... )

is it wrong to give this to a woman with kidney trauma as an engagement gift?


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i went to berlin last tuesday for dollar drinks and chester's selection. after that, i only remember some of what happened ( Read more... )

shave your bush!!!

i'm on my second warning notice at work ( Read more... )

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p.s. the spirit sucked. i guess it wasn't awful, but i'm used to frank miller's stuff being a bit more raw and a little less cute. and slow. and as much as i like the octopus character, i'm sick of sam l. jackson. what are they gonna do when the guy retires? i can't think of anyone else besides larry fishburne who ( Read more... )

last week my u-lock decided she didn't want to give it up for my key anymore. she's a total cunt when it gets cold out, but what she doesn't understand is that i kinda need access to my bike. so, i decided i needed to show her who was boss and use brute force. after the handle came off the key i tried twisting it with a pair of pliers, at which ( Read more... )