Anyone know why the Lovermakers website is not working?

Do you remember the Bud Haiku promotion 5-7-5? Below are some of my submissions that they rejected.

I can't figure out why?!

No teeth and a glass
eye.Ten budweisers later,
She looks like Kate Moss

thirteen years old
she opens my Bud with her teeth,
Tijuana brothel

Splash, foam of beer
Steak and green beans, stink of bile
On the bathroom floor

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Abandoned by Tom and left by the garbage

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I'm sorry it took so long to post these pictures, but it has taken me some time to quell my grief.

Mark Fantino uptightfish R.I.P 01/24/04

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