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[stuperpowered]

[Okay, so Splendid's figured out by now that he doesn't have any powers. He's also learned that all hope is not lost- people can regain those things. And since he's a moron, he's already assumed that it's only a matter of time before his abilities come back. Furthermore, today seems like the perfect day to test that theory! Feel free to catch him

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[deodorize]

[sup husband, waifu is just outside watering the garden. which is perfect. and has an equal amount of flowers in each color. and is absolutely square on all sides.

she does not notice you on the roof.]

1/2

[stuperpowered]

[LEAPS LIKE A MIGHTY LEAPING THING]

[stuperpowered]

[AND PROCEEDS TO CRASH INTO THE GROUND FACE FIRST]

1/2

[deodorize]

[SCREAMS

SCREAMS

OH GOD THE INJURIES

THERE MUST BE SO MANY INJURIES

RUNNING OVER TO HELP-]

[resoundingfang]

[Ryoga, is just really, trying to find his way home. This town is way too big and easy to get lost in, and due to that, he's going on his third straight day of wandering around Mayfield.

Today, he happens to run across a man standing out in traffic. Does he approach? Yes. Yes he does.]

Excuse me.

[stuperpowered]

[cheerfully waves, as if he's not risking severe injury or death]

Hello!

[resoundingfang]

[He doesn't particularly see anything wrong with this, of course.]

Could you help me? You wouldn't happen to know where Ricardo Street is, would you?

[stuperpowered]

[HELPING IS WHAT HEROES DO BEST]

Oh, yes! I know where that is. You'll want to head back up this street, then take a left, and follow that street until you reach the-

[and then, in the middle of these nice instructions, SUDDENLY- A CAR. BAM!]

[oh_deer_me]

Oh, hello, superhero man! Hello! Down here! Hello! It's so good to see you again.

[WAVING]

[stuperpowered]

[ALSO WAVING]

Hello there, miss Giselle, fancy seeing you here! I'm quite happy to see you once more as well.

[oh_deer_me]

You seem taller than usual today! Oh, are you doing superhero things up there? Or is it just a better view?

[stuperpowered]

I'm pleased to inform you, miss Giselle, that today-

[his chest swells up and he strikes a ridiculous pose]

-I WILL FLY!

[the_strong_deva]

[Yuugi has a feeling this guy on the roof can't really fly.

She also has a feeling that he's going to try anyway.

She could make it in time to catch him if he fell...

Nah. She's just gonna watch.]

[stuperpowered]

All right, here I go!

[running running running LEAP

FALLING FALLING falling

CRASHHHH]

[the_strong_deva]

[Looking at

Drinkin' a beer]

[stuperpowered]

[is unconscious for a bit, then somehow gets up

notices you....and how there are three of you and how they're all moving and what's up with that broski and-

falling over again]

Unghgubnghwuh?

[a_gentle_boy]

[It isn't too hard to notice when somebody is trying to stare a hole through you. Especially when they're doing it from three feet away. Lucas slowly comes to a halt as he rotates his head to meet the man's stare.]

. . . . . . . . .

[He backs up a few steps. The stare follows. He goes back forward. The stare is unfazed. Back forth back forth back forth back BACK hah you blinked.]

Can I help you, mister?

[stuperpowered]

[breaks out of his intense staring mode to smile cheerfully]

Hello! If you'd like to help, would you please stand still? I'm just checking my laser beams.

[and...he goes right back to FURIOUS staring]

[a_gentle_boy]

Oh.

[Lucas stands still as if this was a perfectly reasonable request.]

. . .

I don't think anything is happening.

[stuperpowered]

[of course it's reasonable, fool!! CONTINUING TO SQUINT...]

No, but maybe that just means I need to try harder! Perhaps thinking about very hot things will help....do you have any ideas?