okay, i lied. but this is the only update you'll get from me.

[subatomic_music]

seems like a lotta people wanna know why i won't update my "journal" daily. who the hell cares? every day, it's the same goddamn thing: i wake up, take a 20 minute shit, flush twice, and then go into the kitchen and drink some water as i contemplate which condiment i'm gonna eat for breakfast. sometimes if i have milk, i'll eat cereal because it

Comments

UPDATE

[subatomic_music]

my own sister reported me to livejournal. i am awesome.

[windelkron]

yea, I think you should go to your sisters Lj and click on the "info" link, then go to each of the friends' LJs that are listed. On each of them, leave a heartbreakingly discouraging message based on the latest entry. (example: Latest entry says "I wish I had a boyfriend." You comment: "You won't," plus additional comedic hijinks.) trashing people on lj is a great goal (not sarcastic)

[subatomic_music]

what are you talking about? livejournals are really cool because the whole world can read about how i'm a tortured artists or some other such nonsense.

[platypuss_loff]

way to make "artist" plural.
dipshit.

[subatomic_music]

go to hell.

Thanks!

[anonymous]

Hey! Thanks for reading my journal! Obviously you love to read it everyday and it's great to know that you care so much. Especially a nice young man like you! I'll look forward to more of your kind comments. Guess who? Could it be your sister? Not.

Re: Thanks!

[subatomic_music]

i admire anonymous posts.

UPDATE

[subatomic_music]

if you have nothing better to do than argue with each other about trivial shit, then i have nothing better to do than hit you in the thorax with a battering ram.

shitty comments will be deleted. i already got ridda 5 of them, don't make me have to ban your dumbass from commenting here.

Re: UPDATE

[subatomic_music]

Okay. Fair enough. From now on, I'll only comment in your admirable journal. To hell with her. You just made my night.