And people say my inventions are not useful

[suey_generis]

Celeb-Way Calling.

Look out, Bloom. That's all I'm saying.

Comments

[gwen_the_freak]

What a whore.

[suey_generis]

Thank you?

[gwen_the_freak]

I was just playing off of that post.

[suey_generis]

Oh.

Whore.

[alan_shore]

I refuse to believe some of the people depicted are capable of operating a cellular phone.

[suey_generis]

Well, I understand Angel can do it, so I suppose there is hope for anyone.

Have you met my nemesis old friend Angel?

[alan_shore]

As the only person I know who goes by that name is a Spanish hooker, I suspect not.

[suey_generis]

Well. . .i can't vouch for all aspects of Mr. Angel's past.

*locked*
He's trying to steal our fiancee, though. I think we should do something about this!

[queen_c_tm]

What does my husband have to do with any of that?

And Paris Hilton is SUCH a whore.

[suey_generis]

Your hobbit husband and I have been discusing this very issue. I simply opined that he should be careful in case unscrupulous individuals might be interested in his conversations.

[queen_c_tm]

Like it matters. No matter how careful he is, people are going to say whatever they want.

[orlandomuse]

Hey man! What did I do?

[suey_generis]

Look out as in, be careful. You never know who could be listening.

I'm not saying it's me.

[orlandomuse]

Dude, I'm not on the phone that often.

[suey_generis]

Right. You probably have people to do that for you.

It's hard work being a hobbit, I'm sure.

[kara_marie]

I don't think Jessica Simpsons image should be fucked with like that. I think that is VERY wrong!

[suey_generis]

I agree.

You should write a letter.

Have you decided on a shade of pink yet? I am in suspense.

[kara_marie]

Don't make fun of me.

And I'm working on it.

[suey_generis]

I'm not making fun of you.

Do you want a new phone? I'm sending one for Darla, I can put you guys on a family plan.