They have markers that are edible. These are SUPPOSED to be used to color cookies. my question is can you color a person. then sensiously remove the tracings with your tongue eh ( Read more... )

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some one at work called me a dynamo of sleepless nervous energy. I dont know where it comes from. i havent slept well at all lately. yet i can spring outa bed and begin cleaning, running, lifting. maybe if i didnt have such energy id be more relaxed and sleep better. is there something in my food. I've been working like a machine the past 2 ( Read more... )

I've decided that i really hate children and i will probably never have any for numorous reasons. So instead ill have my ol' nes. closest thing to a kid i'm gonna have most likely. So tonite i went and did it. we all talk about it and dream about how great it would be. I took my nintendo apart. I had pieces all over my desk. But i got it so ( Read more... )

I HATE THE IRISH.
WORST HOLIDAY EVER

I decided he did me a great wrong. The only suitable punishment would be to kill him with his own shoes. Emo kids wear converses so this is gonna be a full 8 hour job. I proceeded to wail upon his head bone with his floppy sneaker. My arm began to weaken after a few hours. He showed only a small bruise. I decided to call it off for a hour. ( Read more... )

i decided i need to edit my friends list here. I'm keeping only those people who i feel have intereesting things to say or i actually know personally. you may feel free to continue to read my posts even though i have removed you. so 'ere we go

lately i seem to be getting back into the swing of being the old me. the one people used to find fun, and or funny. I got a new hair cut and bleaching. I tihnnk i look better blonde. i also believe this to be the reason why 5 strangers talked to me in one day. I came up wityh many amusing things to say. Apparently i can immitate william ( Read more... )

MY PANTS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!. its a new pair and the most uncomfortable ive ever worn. all night at work i was adjusting them. i wanted to work naked but i dont think my boss would have gone for it. damn i hate pants and all but this is rediculous. they look so nice and fit right in most areas but if i dont get these things off in like the ( Read more... )

( rant against modern people )