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[summers_day]

Seriously, people.

COOKIE DOUGH WAS NOT ABOUT SEX!By now it's been well-established that I absolutely suck at psychology, Renaissance poetry, and gender theory (I *really really* suck at gender theory, apparently, based on what my professor wrote on my paper about 'Sydney Bristow as Woman Warrior

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[i_warren]

Summers, I get that you're upset, but this post makes no sense. Check your html.

[summers_day]

what's HTML?

never mind, I've got to fix this post.

[i_warren]

Good girl.

[summers_day]

better?

*locked*

speaking of sucking at gender theory -- I'll send you a fifty dollar advance in exchange for a writing sample. fifty more payable at time of delivery. It's due the day after break which -- isn't until March 13th. Does that work for you?

[queen_c_tm]

Maybe it should be about sex. It's probably more interesting that way.

[summers_day]

No! It was about -- coming of age and -- discovery of identity and -- a young woman's journey into the nexus of the self -- and -- everybody wants to make it about sex!

[queen_c_tm]

Of course they do. Sex is more interesting.

And now that I've read the real story? Yep. Definitely more interesting when it was about sex.

[msattentionspan]

Sorry to break it to ya B' but that's ringin' true with Sex the whole way. Not to get all schooled and educated? Cause who are we really talkin' 'bout here, but there's a lot to be said about a girl that refers to herself as a food product, and don't even get me started on the whole warm deliscious you portion of that one.

Maybe things that sound okay in your head shouldn't really just come out of that mouth a'yours.

[summers_day]

OK, no offense, but your opinion on whether something is a sexual innuendo or not, does not actually carry a lot of weight with me.

It's like asking a dog if something is food.

No offense.

Locked to Buffy

[msattentionspan]

Damn B' I was just givin' you my opinion, you treat it like the super slut was replyin' or something.

You asked for some theories I shared, didn't realize I wasn't part of your 'research party' there. I mean I know I wasn't part of the gang for a while there, but I pulled my weight back in the 'Dale thought I might have evened things out between us. I mean we even had a nice chat at that Wedding, guess I was wrong.

Don't worry the 'hooker' will keep her mouth shut from now on.

Re: Locked to Buffy

[summers_day]

J-O-K-E.

[kara_marie]

... It sounds really sexual. And I'm not saying that to be mean or anything. It just DOES.

[summers_day]

Oh, so NOW you don't want to be mean?

[kara_marie]

Yeah. I'm too freaking tired to be mean now. I do mean better when I'm all pepped up on diet pills DC.

But, you know, it really sounds sexual. It sounds like a lame sexual metaphor that you use to dump someone but you're not quite lame enough to say: It's not you, it's me.

[not_a_eunuch]

It's not about sex, no, but you have to be able to see why some people may assume it was about sex. It's a natural assumption people make about most metaphors. Why is everyone talking about cookie dough? You ended up baked with the immortal happily eating you in record time by the way.

You'd make an excellent cop. Are you sure you want to quit school?

[summers_day]

Why does everything have to be about sex? It's like cookies aren't naturally interesting enough. How can they not be. They're cookies!

And I guess you were just helping dog girl pick the fleas out of her fur? And his name's Todd.

I'm not sure my choice is going to enter into it. I'm failing pretty bad.
*casually*
What were YOUR best subjects?