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[voice] lol so late to the game
Oh, dear Lithuania. Another event has arrived; everyone has been blinded by false memories and delusions! Do you not need comfort? I will be sure to stop by your room later. Please leave the window open this time!
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Everything has been returned to me. Thank you to those who have helped. If any of you fancied the posters of my former bosses, though, I'd be happy to give you some! I wouldn't want monopolize such monumentally inspiring figures, after all.
Lithuania, may I have a word with you? It's concerning your precious flag.
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[voice]
I found your table, Liet. I'm sure it won't leave you again.
I never knew butterflies could have such intricate patterns! Then again, many of mine have been blackened from coal factories... I especially like the ones with vodka labels on them. The-- ah?
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Are forced musicals and England invasions the norm of Wonderland? I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy my time here if it is, let alone enjoy adding to my territory...
...And I'm still disappointed my flag hasn't taken its place in the sky. Though I'm sure it will in time! At the moment I just have to ask: what do you residents do to contribute to the ( Read more... ) -
[Voice]
[The post clicks on to rapid gunshots and collapsing metal as the robo-soldiers fall]
London sure hasn't changed. I didn't know England had replaced his army with advanced robotics. Though this could prove to be a positive learning experience for me! It couldn't hurt to have a few heartless machines within the ranks of the Red Army. I should take ( Read more... ) -
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[The webcam flickers for a few moments, before the darkness of Russia's recently-erected shack is illuminated to reveal something absolutely horrifying...]
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[voice]
Oh dear. More snow. Isn't that just wonderful.
Is this your way of diplomacy, America? Send me to a beautiful mansion in the country? No, no. Knowing you, I'd be in New York in some sleezy nightclub while you continued on and on about the glory of Capitalism, you arrogant fast food junkie pig.
Tell me, am I in a nation occupied by the Red Army, or ( Read more... )