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[video] YOU ARE ALL FLAG-HOARDING BASTARDS
[Russia turns on a camera--and you'll notice that it's not his room. It's another person's room; pretty bare, for the most part, but there is one thing that will give you a hint: the Prussian flag. Russia moves to sit on the edge of the bed. He's smiling at the camera, speaking in his normal, soft tone.]
It has been a very good week! Many of my ( Read more... ) -
[Voice Post]
Lithuania? Liet?!
[Poor Russia sounds so distressed. You'd be sad for him if you didn't suddenly hear a fucking EXPLOSION GO OFF. He's muttering frantically in Russian, though anyone who knows Russian would probably find most of what he says to be incoherent. The gist of it is "where is he, Liet where are you"]
E-east Germany? Нет, пожалуйста Нет...
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[Video] IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DEMENTORS ARE KILLED BY YOU!
[Here is Russia. Dementors are hovering around him, but strangely, keeping their distance. Russia seems oblivious to their presence, or he simply doesn't care, as he sits at a desk and scribbles notes.]
Hmm, is there a breeze in here? Ah...
[He turns, smiling kindly at the nearest cloaked monster.] Could you close the window? I don't want any of my ( Read more... ) -
ONE GIANT COMMENTLOG
[Congrats, students. It is now time for you most dreaded anticipated class! When you enter, you'll see pictures of Lenin (and a few portraits of Saint Petersburg) decorating the wall so thickly that they almost rival Lockhart's pictures of himself. At the front of the room, a large Soviet Union flag hangs behind the teacher's desk. It's large, ( Read more... ) -
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So that's death.
Hm.
Well, that is one mystery solved! I'm sure the Orthodox Church won't be too happy with the news, but a wind of truth would be nice for the clergy. Although the "resurrection" part may have some truth, I am not Christ and I certainly didn't meet God. Or maybe God doesn't want to meet me. And people wonder why I promote atheism and ( Read more... ) -
[Voice Post] ITT Russia loses his damn mind (aka The Game)
[Lithuania is sobbing in the background as Russia leans in to the microphone--yes, this post isn't accidental in the slightest. His voice is soft and words slurred from all the vodka he's been drinking.]
Do you defy me now, my little ones? Lithuania now knows better. He protested much more violently than Czechoslovakia, but it only cost him. How his ( Read more... ) -
[backdated again whoops] [voice]
VODKA~
[There's a loud crash as Russia takes a FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER to a random wall, followed by metallic clinks.]
I hope these changes remain permanent! Yes, Wonderland truly is a marvelous territory. Sunflowers and vodka! Once it is fully mine, then I will build a bridge back to Russia, and all the problems will be solved! This may not be ( Read more... ) -
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Wonderland has truly shown its best colors! The flowers, the warmth of the day... So good it will be to have this all of the time. Industrial values aside, this would be the perfect boost in morale for my citizens! Not to mention the end of famine.
Speaking of which, would anyone care for some venison?
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The chocolate did not reduce me to Muscovy, Alice, though I do feel much lighter now that I have eaten them! Lighter. Merrier. The cockles of my heart are warmed with something much stronger than vodka, or even the fires that raged through Moscow!
Love. I believe I'm in love.
With everyone.
Come to me, my beloveds. Let us be one as we were meant to ( Read more... )
