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[voice]
[Hmm hmm hmm~ oh, is this tune familiar? Here, have Russia singing softly in his creepy-cute voice. He likes to think he sounds more manly than he really does :(]
We fought for the future, destroyed the invader,
and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honor my name.
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(Untitled)
[After the devastating fight with Prussia which I will totally finish soon, Russia wasn't really in any mood to leave his room for reasons beyond mentally torturing paying his good friends Prussia and Germany a visit. Eventually he ran out of vodka and decided it would be a good time to drop by ( Read more... ) -
[voice]
[For a moment, only the clinking of glasses and the dull thud of a bottle being set on a table is heard. When Russia finally speaks, his words slur together. No amount of drinking will ever erase the horrors he'd experienced.]
When I said that everyone will be one with Russia, that was not what I had in mind.
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[video] This icon represents Russia's inner emotions right now
[Russia has managed to put out the fire THANKS A LOT ANASTASIA. Half of his sunflowers are gone, but more than enough land is still covered in them.
And it is amongst these sunflowers that Russia has caught Hungary and Japan's plague. With America.]
[The floral backdrop might suggest something cheerful and loving. Should you assume that, you would be ( Read more... ) -
If you can see the lawn past the sunflowers, you have awesome eyesight
...They are happy. I can feel it; they truly love me. My people are not merely proud to be Russian, they are living in peace and contentment. I knew it would work in the end. After all the purges, the famines, it has finally worked. I will have to make sure the KGB is active so that things remain this way.
It is a very good feeling to have your ( Read more... ) -
[video]
[The video clicks on to (as usual) Russia smiling. He's not even trying to hide the crazy. In fact, it's even accompanied by an evil chuckle WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.]
I expect you think draining all of my vodka would weaken me, don't you, America? I must admit, it's a bold attack so soon after your declaration of war! But I doubt you suspected that I ( Read more... ) -
[video]
[Russia is illuminated by the glow of flames in the background. Look closely. You will notice that it's his shack. That's right, he's burning down his fucking house (which is better than burning all of Moscow in retrospect). He's smiling faintly, a sure sign that you are all in deep shit. Blood is trickling from his nose, but does that stop him? ( Read more... ) -
[voice]
...Laika? Here girl, come home, Laika. Please, don't run!
[Footsteps, and Russia hisses suddenly in pain. A childish voice asks, "Are you hurt?"
The answer is the heavy thump of a pipe on the floor. Well shit. THAT DOESN'T WORK. Russia begins walking again, this time more hurriedly as he walks away from the... idk computer/radio/who the fuck knows ( Read more... )
