eBay is the whore of Babylon. It is occupying all of my time. I am now in the process of purchasing my second calf press seeing as I’ve gone off the first one, a sit up wall and possibly a cable crossover depending on how the bidding goes. I’m already up to 350 on it but I’m close to my limit as I don’t want to spend too much on one piece of used ( Read more... )

Why not use September 11 to make a positive difference to someone's life. I sponsored a child today - a little girl in Zimbabwe who has probably never known a safe moment in her life.
** Name deleted by meFuckin-A! The “quote” above comes off of an Australian message board. As bad as I feel for the Americans, folk - you’re not unique to the Ugly ( Read more... )

R8.36 to the Euro. Keep going sucker - I need to pay study fees one of these days and the exchange rate is definitely headed in the right direction.

I'm on the verge of banning this guy's "patriotic" shit from my Inbox.

Per email, for your enjoyment -

( Judges Who Are Clearly Inspired By Dubya's Lickspittle Ramblings Figure That They Too Can Be Top Notch Politicians If Only Given The Chance )

Yea or nay?

I know my wife is not going to let me have either of these magnificent items, but I need to gauge her ire through the general LJ response. If I can figure out her annoyance level I may just go ahead and buy these gems anyway and run the gauntlet. Come one come all.

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Man, I really do need to learn to curb my temper. I find myself getting meaner and meaner all the time and this is now starting to get out of hand. I've learned to do many other things. Why can't I learn this simple art of diplomacy. The sooner I can get my gym going and work off this extra testosterone, the better.

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My wife called me earlier asking who the hell “Mandy” was. I said she was just some chic I was sticking it to. My wife didn’t think it was funny. I wondered why she asked. She said we received a postcard from a “Mandy”. Then it dawned on me that this was probably the postcard from cranes she was on about. So Mandy, now we either need to have sex or I ( Read more... )

I have recently come to this conclusion that German women are square. Like square frames, not square boring. Okay some of them are square boring but even the ultra hot ones are ignited by my rapier wit. Maybe that’s a bad thing, maybe that’s a good thing. I don’t know ( Read more... )

Sonofabeetch its hot over here! I think I must be turning European as this is even to hot for my African self. Back to my roots bra! So anyway, 35 degrees Celcius isn’t funny anymore. Someone make it stop. Apparently, for those who actually care about my weather maladies, this is all being caused by an anti-cyclone anchored over Western Europe ( Read more... )