Comments | superflow: True Love Ways

superflow

True Love Ways

Jan 06, 2005 01:43

My girlfriend read on the internet that apomorphine works as a female Viagra, and overnight she transformed from a sweet young girl who let me put my penis inside her into a crazed vaginalist who could make any man's scrotum turn inside-out with a flick of her cervix ( Read more... )

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weaktwos January 6 2005, 01:57:43 UTC

My goodness, this bull passed by so many red flags.

nef_712 January 6 2005, 02:00:47 UTC

"The internet said my girlfriend had had sex with Lemmy from Motorhead until he cried."

Bwahahahahahahaaaa!

Oh Gods...the visuals!

Paint the picture flynnb January 6 2005, 03:20:40 UTC

Did she nuzzle his giant mole?

Or did the mole nuzzle her?

Re: Paint the picture lilmissnever January 6 2005, 03:27:06 UTC

The mole is its own seperate entity. If you wanna get with the mole, you've got to pay extra.

Re: Paint the picture nef_712 January 6 2005, 21:42:34 UTC

You two are killing me! *lol* Just when I thought my stomach couldn't hurt any worse! :)

benchilada January 6 2005, 02:10:42 UTC

It runs like Readers' Digest in Hell.

Maybe this is one of those stories with morals that they like to have. You know, like, "Reading this watered-down magazine is like pissing without taking your cock out. Sure, the pressure's gone, and it's warm, but you're going to get cold fast. On the inside."

cookiepaper January 6 2005, 02:13:07 UTC

have i mentioned to you lately just how much i love you?

benchilada January 6 2005, 02:24:45 UTC

Rod Stewart is in the HOUSE!

cookiepaper January 6 2005, 02:32:34 UTC

ick. i didn't even think about that...

i probably should have just thrown my panties instead

panzerkunst January 6 2005, 05:49:05 UTC

Always the better option.

redwolf January 6 2005, 02:30:06 UTC

The internet will do that to you.