I don't want you to think that getting this fucked up is easy.

I found a very old man in the pub. He said he was 99 years old
and that he'd been drinking a bottle of vodka a day since he
was seven years of age.

So I killed him, stamped on his bones and snorted his
powdered skeleton up into my brain.

Drinking is very bad for you.


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If you're on Mperia, it seems that a test in-Mperia community they set up for me suddenly started working when I wasn't looking.

Listen Puny Humans is the amazingly original name.

If you're on Mperia, check it out, just for the list of artist members, which'll give you much to listen to.

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Main site, blog, etc. Much filth here. Weird shit, new music, comics, my work, my strange friends. But mostly filth. You can also LJ it by friending warrenelliscom.

Main email address.

Handheld device's email address.

del.icio.us: Outboard short-term memory.

Telepathine: Free radio/new culture. Still on its first playlist, while I try and find the time ( Read more... )

It's Saturday night.

Tell me one thing you want to achieve this year. Show me your face, or where you are. Tell me something filthy. Entertain me. (Make me smile.)

I am listening.


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The TV news lead with footage shot on the White House lawn before dawn ( Read more... )

My girlfriend read on the internet that apomorphine works as a female Viagra, and overnight she transformed from a sweet young girl who let me put my penis inside her into a crazed vaginalist who could make any man's scrotum turn inside-out with a flick of her cervix ( Read more... )

http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1748489,00.asp

Six Apart Ltd., the small software firm founded by childhood sweethearts Ben and Mena Trott, is set to make a big splash with the acquisition of Danga Interactive Inc.'s LiveJournal blogging network. The deal, ( Read more... )

Om Malik:

Folks have been predicting a big year for mergers and acquisitions in 2005, and we are starting the year with a bang. I have learnt exclusively that Six Apart, the parent company behind hosted blogging service TypePad and Moveable Type, is about to acquire Live Journal, for an undisclosed amount. The deal is a mix of stock and cash, and ( Read more... )

My friend Dan Curtis Johnson, on LJ as crisper, he says:

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A few months ago, I had a dream in which LiveJournal and everyone on it went completely nuts for a day. The entire world had turned upside-down and inside-out and nobody was their normal self anymore. And it was such a good read, that I think it should happen for real.

January 27th is the ( Read more... )