Oi, has everyone killed themselves already or what?

Haha so what's with this place? It's like some kind of amusement park right?

[runs his hands along the walls, taking a few steps, taps the communicator once before talking]
Ah, hello... uuh. Excuse me? Does anyone actually know a way out of here? I really must be getting back, I'm going to miss my flight back home. I can't miss it! I won't accept that!

[the soft, brushing sounds of his clothes as he walks filter out through his communicator]

Hey, anyone walking around right now, tell me where you are.

[This situation looks somewhat familiar. What, with waking up in a cell after suddenly being assaulted and all.]

This has to stop happening to me.I want to blame Yuffie for this, but something tells me I'd be wrong ( Read more... )

[She fiddles around with the communicator on her wrist, trying to figure out exactly how to turn it on]

What kind of sick fucking joke is this? Shouldn't I be getting a free phone call or some shit?

[A soft squeaky noise can be heard as Excalibur walks around ...somewhere a hallway.]

It would seem that I am in a new place.
Clearly, I am here because there are people who wish to hear my legend!
FOOLS!
One does not simply take Excalibur! Not before completing the 1,000 tasks I have for you.

But because you are not nearly as legendary as ( Read more... )

Mmh...what the heck's going on...

[sounds of some shuffling and some confused noises]

What is this?

[a brief silence, as if she doesn't know the deviceis turned on and missed the timing to start speaking into it ; but presently, a quiet voice starts speaking, almost drowned out by the noises around her ; she's probably standing somewhere outside]

...I've been... here for a while now.

When can we get out.

Shit.

Does anyone have a cigarette?

...Anyone? At all?