let’s face it, all that social energy put into trying to constantly create a politically correct society that’s colorblind and void of stereotypes that can’t profile and focuses on equality is hugely lacking in one department - and that’s how they treat the overweight. no one’s sticking up for the obese and the daily subtle abuses and name-calling ( Read more... )

some people use logic that i could swear is just short of verbal abuse on your ears and sanity. like the blowhard that's always proclaiming, 'everything happens for a reason!' and i'm thinking - whoa, wait! this is heavy. i need a moment to absorb this. let me write this down. my first response to that is: no s you idiot! how long have you ( Read more... )

whenever someone dies who was known for their passion toward their hobby is shown on the news and they died from something related to that activity, they always, just always, have to do this. first they’ll talk about what he did in life and how devoted he was toward whatever he was doing, and then toward the end, they hit you with this one: ‘he ( Read more... )

i’m sorry, but christians are just crazy folk. i grew up around them, and i’ve been asked countless times where i am in my walk of faith. well, if you wanna know, i stopped at one of those refreshment tables partway through, took a sip of water, and then got the heck out of dodge. ‘why did you get off the path?’ i am asked. well, for starters, ( Read more... )

you gotta love that step in the AA and other 12-step programs where people have to admit to wrong-doings they've committed to everyone in the past. i mean, is that really necessary? it just creates so much extra potential for awkward, tense moments that nobody wants to be involved with. i mean, think about the situations that come out of this ( Read more... )

when you think about it, snakes are a weird animal cuz they're really just like a face attached to a movable digestive track. they don't really have any other functional parts. like, if you lost everything but your head and the entire lining from your esophagus to your anus, and then covered that with scale-textured skin and untangled the damn ( Read more... )

humans have this interesting mix of qualities where we're curious, semi-logical, attracted to humor, and insane all a the same time, and the result of this fact are all those crazy stunt-gone-wrong videos that are posted all over the internet. i swear you could make a science out of those things because i've seen so many now that i can just watch ( Read more... )

there's nothing like a good conversation with someone who's stoned about philosophy. not that i'd know though, because every damn stoner i've talked to is a class-a moron and has to throw this one at me: 'there's no such thing as time, man - it's all an illusion.' yeah? is that why you keep checking your watch to see how much longer it's gonna be ( Read more... )

there's things blow hard a'holes say constantly and no one ever calls them on it even though it's super overly obvious, it's like you're getting hit over the head with a roller, and you wanna just smack them right back. and then on top of that, they usually try and take the moral high ground as well. it always comes at you in a preachy form. ( Read more... )

let's face it, music is weak these days. the industry needs a good boost to get things going again, and i've got the fix. the next battle of the bands that goes down is gonna be the real deal - death match style. instead of having all the bands play by themselves one at a time, they gotta start having two bands up there at once duking it out ( Read more... )