fuckin pigs. fuckin sketchy pigs. what kinda cop calls at like 8:30 on a saturday evening agressively askin about personal information about my family and shit? i aint much on divulging any information, especially over the phone, especially some coconuthead 'claiming' theyre some constable from somwhere ( Read more... )

ok, lets get one thing straight, if friends do it its ok, but anyone else who compares their fuckin "too long in the fuckin sun" tan to my natural tan and puts their arm up against mine to fuckin compare shit, fuck off. i dont give two dirty shits about whos darker that fuckin who, skin is skin. as i always say "its all the same in the dark...". i ( Read more... )

when it comes down to it, i can be really serious, and thoughtful. i woulda posted this earlier, but i just got my pute back just recently. this is what i woulda said at cougs wedding ( Read more... )

i am often reminded of limitations and mortality when it comes to physical limitations. when i was a kid, i thought i was indestructable. my mom told me this one time i was doin superman jumps off the couch and cut my head open coupla times. she said i did that twice, and child services thought they were beatin me but its hard to explain that i was ( Read more... )

its been the fuckin longest week of my fuckin life. i shanked myself in the hand last week helpin Val from work move from coquitlam to 232. simple right, buy some tie downs from crappy tire, grab his shit, and drag it to his place. wrong. with a simple momentary lapse in concentration while i was cuttin somethin open, i look away for not even half ( Read more... )

rule 1, if you dont know me on a personal basis, DO NO FUCKIN ASK ME ABOUT "MY NATIVE ANCESTORY". fuck. if you cant even say my reserve name right ( Read more... )

my grandmother passed away yesterday. she passed away at royal columbian hospital in new west, yesterday afternoon, around 3 oclock. when i was told, the reality of it didnt exactly set in right away. she passed away due to some heart condition of some kind, i didnt want to ask for details, the point is that shes in a better place now. the reality ( Read more... )

mentally, im like buddha, or jesus. yesterday, while i was thoroughly enjoyin another fuckin day at the fuckin demon dentist(i swear, my dentist is a demon, whenever she looks at me strange, the room goes red, and she grows devil horns, and this one time, i swore she had like a tail that she used to grab stuff or something...). the needles and shit ( Read more... )

holy dogshit, i aint painfully hungover for the first time in a decade of new years drinkin ( Read more... )

you know where i think your soul begins? in hell. you gotta drag it through hell to make it to heaven. its a pretty long ass trip too apparently, or a real short one, hehehe...(ahem ( Read more... )