Can you guys help me out? There's this food item and I don't know what it's called or what it's made of and it's driving me crazy because I'm toasted as hell and I want some ( Read more... )

Inky Molina: God my number 1 worst fear is dropping a steaming glass of pee ( Read more... )

Adeebuhdubbadeebadeebaduh.

UNNNNNGHH.

Adeebuhdubbadeebadeebaduh.

GRRROURGHH.

God, what kind of loser angsts over birthdays. Here's to another year of my merciless reign over this planet! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Farewell, Johns. I kinda really wanted to fuck both of you, or watch you fuck each other. Hey thanks Republicans. Now all my dreams are dead.

So anyway, what I'm leading up to is this:

Inky Molina: DRAW JOHN KERRY, FUCKING JOHN EDWARDS IN THE ASS WITH EITHER HIS PENIS OR HIS CHIN.
padfootxmajoris: I JUST DREW JOHN FORBES KERRY'S BALLS.

( And here they are. )

Hey, come on. Four million evangelical Christians can't be wrong ( Read more... )

Loving Larry King - or rather, the drunken puppeteer jerking Larry King's corpse about on a number of strings - so hot to declare, invoking the other networks as if their decisions mean anything, as if a network's projection is somehow a vote in and of itself.

Of course we lost Ohio. But Larrys of the world, please remember that you report the ( Read more... )

Come on, Florida. Give us a reason not to sink you into the ocean.

"Politics is not something you can stand off and look at as though it were a television program or a painting on the wall and decide you really don't much care for it. This is the warp and woof of your life: everything from how deep you will be buried when you die, to the textbooks your kids study in school, to the qualifications of the people who ( Read more... )

ghetto blastin', disintegrating