My resignation and the box it will be delivered in:

( hello unemployment! )

SUCK MY GODDAMN PENIS, YOU CHEAP, GREASY, GRUNTING, TYRRANICAL, LEATHER-VEST-WEARING, LABOR-LAWS-VIOLATING, FROM-TWELVE-YEAR-OLD-GIRLS-STEALING UNBELIEVABLE NAPOLEONIC FUCKING CUNT.

I "wrote" my "letter" of "resignation" in colored pencil.

With illustrations.

lol tl;dr.

Hobocamp? Hobo - Hobocamp?

You are all stupid, ugly, and worthless. And ugly.

Passing this on from papaya, who liked Roy in clingfilm before Roy in clingfilm was cool:

Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm.

In prose, poetry, and song.

Join the LJ community or die of lame: roy_inclingfilm

Not sold? Here's an excerpt from my favorite, Roy in Clingfilm in Space:

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I think the TV weatherbeings might benefit from the occasional trip outside.

How is October almost gone already? I am missing it! I don't have time to not miss it! It finally started raining, a little. On Lisa and I. Natch.

Also Carly or whoevs please text me a lot after like 2 o'clock because work is hella boring after the lunch rush.

This is easily the most retarded thing I've ever been involved in.

This post was meant to lend credibility to this exchange, which will probably end up ruining my whole week, as you will see ( Read more... )

God, what in the hell just happened.

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