Uh, I guess these aren't worksafe.

So I was looking aimlessly around my hard drive, which is never a good idea.

I KNOW I MADE THIS BUT I CANNOT REMEMBER WHY.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

( WHY. )

Carly and I are totally making the best band ever, and we need three more people to be in it. We decided it should be comprised only of nonconventional string instruments, which we would each choose and then devote ourselves to learning, so thus far the lineup is:

Carly: ukulele
Alex: sitar

So we still need a banjo, a mandolin, and a santoor. Or ( Read more... )

Which Sealab 2021 crew member are you?
Sparks

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Is it not the convention in nonfiction to refer to fictional events in the present tense?

I hope it does mean something, though.

My boss let me go home early for no reason at all. What trickery is this? If the cosmos is in its usual state of semi-working order, something terrible must result from this. Like that one episode of Buffy. You know. With like. Jonathan. Superstar!

I have one hour and fifteen minutes before I have to go to Spanish I. What the hell should I do with

The list of ingredients on the wrapper promises me such amenities as "lettuce" and "tomato" and even "black pepper" but I see no evidence that this sandwich possesses any of these.

Price: ***
Convenience: **
Taste: *
Overall experience: **

Wit: From 7-11 comes a luncheon worthy of Dante's Hell. Ho!

They had the gall to debate while I was at school. Little help. flist?

I heard the Daily Show was going to run it in something like its entirety, is that true?

Inky Molina: You know smores? With marshmallow and grahmgnghdg crackers and chocolate? Ok so imagine smoths. It's smores, but with a dead moth replacing either the marshmallow or the chocolate. Smoths. SMOTHS ( Read more... )

I made music.

I renewed my paid account so text the fuck out of me while I'm in class.