( lame survey jacked from amber )

so, I'm starting to get catalouges in the mail for prom dresses. grossssss. prom is coming up waayy too fast. I know who I want to ask, but I don't think I'll ever actually ask him. and if I do, I don't think he'll say yes.

boys make life difficult. I wish I was a lesbian.

Auto response from mesh x lace (8:03:24 PM): cartoons <2
stgms 4 87 (8:03:24 PM): no more cartoons!
stgms 4 87 (8:03:35 PM): justice rehnquist!!!!

dear manufacturer (god?),
I'm writing this letter to complain about your product. my life is definately subpar and I'd like a refund. and a better one.

sincerely,
andi berg

haikus really suck.
how much can you say in se-
venteen syllables?

yeah, so this journal should stop sucking. I'll try.

"don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
- andy hall on gay sex

I just can't help but wish I was so much better than I actually am.

"a fist to the jaw / but I'll never hit the ground."

stgms 4 87 (12:10:59 AM): I used to drink ginger ale in champagne glasses in front of my window with open blinds, sitting in a purple inflatable chair with my back to the world, reading some book (probably a single step up from the baby sitter's club) to make people think I was some swank college student who attended ithaca college or cornell ( Read more... )

ps. priya - I got your card, and I love you very much. expect something nice in the mail soon ;)

♥

it has been decided by myself and other pseudo-intellectuals that this is, in fact, the beginning of the end. that's right... the apocalypse is on it's way.

last night was weird.
&I have a killer hangover.
shhh.