Shelley's Voicemail

[sweet_balls]

Please enjoy the music while your party is being reached:

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies

When I grow...

Hey, this is Shelley! Leave a message and I'll get right back to you.

*beep*

Comments

Crazy Phone Day!

[montecito_east]

[From here]

"I am not a freak or a hooker! Stop calling me!"

[scruffnfeathers]

It was, like, a minute after noon when Castiel called. He had a tendency to be rather precise. Her voicemail even had loud music. At least he knew she hadn't given him the wrong number.

"Hello," said Castiel, just a little bit awkwardly. "I am Castiel." Don't say you're an angel. It's not lying if you just don't say it. "We met on Wednesday when I came in to inquire about your music." What was it Dean had said to say? Ah yes: "I was so captivated by you that I forgot to introduce myself." Yeah, he just said that with absolutely no irony. He had mad talent, that way. "My number is 555-777, should you wish to schedule the dance lesson."

He had no idea what else to say. None.

So he hung up.

[scruffnfeathers]

"I've never had any problems with nuns," Castiel said. "But I'd like to let you know that my ears don't come off, and I have no idea if this 'voicemail' service runs on tape. Perhaps I should simply meet you again at your place of business? Or you are welcome to stop by the church. I am almost always there."

Had he mentioned that he was in charge of the church? Dean had said he could say that without saying he was an angel, but the two seemed to go hand in hand, to Castiel. Plus, churches didn't always make everyone comfortable, though Castiel couldn't fathom why.

"I promise that there are no nuns in attendence."

There. That would hopefully cover it.

Castiel hung up.

Crazy Phone Day

[notmyownage]

[from here!]

"Look, I just thought I should let you know, I don't go to sex shops with just anybody, okay? Maybe we should try dinner, first. Or, you know, telling me your name could be a start."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[sweet_balls]

[to here and here.]

Crazy Phone Day

[missed_the_gate]

[From here]

"Yeah, I wouldn't expect anyone to pay for sex with you. But if this is an invitation to schedule some dirty role playing, we could make that happen. Call me. And don't pretend you don't know my voice. It's John."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[sweet_balls]

[to here, here, and here!]