Somebody needs to put Carlton Cuse out of my misery. He should never never never never NEVER EVER be allowed to do commentary again, good grief.

I vote we put Jack Bender in charge - I actually like him. Plus he made wig jokes, that means he's totally in with me.

NO!

*beats bunny to death with a baseball bat*

I don't know if it's because I recently saw bits and pieces of 'Three Men and a Baby' or because I read 'The Kid' by Dan Savage, but my muse is poking at me. About Cowboy Jack and Sawyer suddenly finding themselves guardians of a little girl.

*sigh*

I don't drink, but apparently my muse still does.

Title: “Concrete Sky - 1/?”

Fandom: Lost

Pairing: Jack/Sawyer

Warning: Adults only; language and sexual situations.

Notes: Future fic. Spoilers for S2 and mild spoiler speculation for S3.

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Jack was cold.

He wore only boxers as he lay in the dark of his silent house, splayed across the sofa with bourbon close at hand, and he shivered. His ( Read more... )

Random Thing One: I am so easily amused - I don't know who sees the hysterical Sonic commercials with the two dudes selling hamburgers and breakfast burritos, but the latest one that I've heard only on the radio is the best yet.

Dude 1: This (whatever spicy new hamburger or something) is awesome.
Dude 2: It's S to the PICY!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: It's S ( Read more... )

From ME?

Yep, I done JATED it up all over the place, will wonders never cease ( Read more... )

ETA: In case the player doesn't work, here's the direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHy-wB7xNJs

Let me know if there are any problems, besides the obvious one, me not being such a great vidder. ;)This isn't nearly as cool was what you gave me (which I snuggle all ( Read more... )

HELP!

What in the hell is the name of the episode with Jack in the shower???

Oh, Stephen King, you DO make me BOGGLE. I BOGGLE in CapsLock, no less.

Old news to some, but cut just in case.

*BOGGLEBOGGLEBOGGLE*

Wow.

I've loved the Dark Tower series ever since I read The Gunslinger and got caught hook, line and sinker. Those books were much different than his usual fare, something about his use of language changed or maybe it ( Read more... )

And I can't seem to do it - WHY can't I find nekkid pictures of Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs?? I know he got nekkid in Hawaii and in South Africa, but all I can find is stuff like this, which is plenty hot but not nekkid:


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I've been the worst LJ-er EVAR!

I've missed birthdays and anniversaries and haven't answered comments - I suck ass. But I've been wrasslin' with real life, trying to sleep through the month from hell (August), quit AA and instead am now using Rational Recovery, which is a GOOD thing. I'm proud to say this is the longest I've gone without a drink in ( Read more... )