I realized that my *style* is very similar to Carmela Soprano's 'do, circa Season 4.

Perhaps a makeover is in order, hmm?

"I'm slicker than deer guts on a doorknob!"

He's like frickin' Shakespeare.

Yeah, but did they recall "Bag of Glass?"

11AM So: Questions?

US sales manager in teleconference: We gotta let the elephant be the hot dog right outta the shoe.

5 Thomas Holt Drive
Sydney
Australia

via Overheard in the Office, Jun 13, 2007

( I realize this is only amusing to a very select group... )

Hey.

I bet you wish you had olives in your desk too.

DO TOO.

This week's Entertainment Weekly was a ::makes air quotes:: "special collector's issue".

The topic, you ask?

American Idol

SLICE ME A FLIPPIN' BREAK, YO!!!They devoted an ENTIRE ISSUE to that no-talent ass-clown screech-fest!!!*My point is, however, was this show worth AN ENTIRE ISSUE?!!! I mean, they recapped every episode, theme weeks, best/ ( Read more... )

I have been having a helluva time posting today!! In fact, I have no idea if THIS ONE will be successful!

Dear Fairy Godmother,
I would like to be Helen Mirren when I grow up.

kthanxbye

~Pea, Sweet (Spellergories RULEZ, yo)

...and something I vowed I would never do.

( Tonight... )