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For all you "Pride and Prejudice" fans out there in LiveJournal Land
My mother asked me this question this morning regarding my new, under-construction bedroom:
"Would you like shelves in your closets?"
At 7:10am, in my pre-coffee state, I thought this was pretty funny. -
...but hthottie? That shit about left-handedness is TRUE!
From OverheardInNewYork:
Guy on cell: Did you know that one out of six people with scoliosis die every day? Yeah, I know... Ha! No, I'm just kidding. I made that up. -
Imaginary Shopping
ghostrider65, click HERE. -
quickie
I lost another pound. That's 57 total.
I think its the caffiene. And the situps. And the carbs over the weekend.
Hell, I don't know. I'm just happy the flippin' scale is moving again. -
My Perfect Children...
...each gave me a Starbucks gift cards, and have promised to help me clean the house before David gets here.
BEST.KIDS.EVER.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, Y'ALL!! -
CATURDAY!
~Went to the gym! YAY!
~TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! *ZING!*
~Picked up thecharcoalpwns! LOVE!
~Cleared out all three beds/trimmed shrubs around parking pad! ARGH!
~Broke three nails! EFF!!
~Colored my roots! PHEW!
~Did laundry! SPLOOSH!
~Made a tasty dinner! YUM!
~Fell asleep watching "O'Brother"! SNORE!
...and now I call David, unless I fall back asleep! SNOOZE! -
for tombeaux
"Ophelia" by The Band
"Wendy" by The Beach Boys -
This right here is worth the $12.95 a month.
Today, on Sirius Channel 63, Outlaw Country, Mojo Nixon said...
"He's so dumb, he could fuck up a one-man rock fight!" -
Just 4 Fun!!
Match the Brady with his or her Native American name!
Answers to be revealed before I leave work today, with the winner recieving "this laurel, and hearty handshake." (Bonus points for naming the movie from which that quote came...uh...from.) (Sorry, tombeauxAnd as always, this is an exhibition, not a competition. Please, no wagering ( Read more... ) -
...and macdobhran can verify that that would be Quite A Lot.
I do believe that I have eaten my skull's weight in pistachios today.