Last night I dreamt that I was singing "I'll Fly Away", in perfect three-part harmony with alliesutherland and Paula Deen.

( round round, get around, I get around )

Today's Breakfast of ChamPEENS? Sharp white cheddar, pistachios, and almond-stuffed olives.

And how did YOU start YOUR day, kids?

There's a late 50-ish man in the waiting room outside my office who is singing along to his iPod.

"Teacher! Leave them kids alone..."

He's warbling so loud that I have to crank Sinatra to drown it out.

Some people!

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1. Be a Calorie DetectiveWhen clients tell me they've stopped losing weight, the first thing I ask is this: How many calories a day are you eating? Calories have a way of creeping up while we're not paying attention. Be brutally honest with yourself: How much are you eating? Using a food diary for a while is a great way to monitor this. And yes, ( Read more... )

I forgot to post that I went shopping yesterday and bought CLOTHES!

I went to the hthottie approved NY&Co. and managed to grab:
2 skirts
2 shirts
1 sweater
1 dress
1 pair of shorts
1 pair of pants
1 pair of navy blue flipflop/thongs

All for under $250 (bless the credit card company!) and 30 minutes! (bless thecharcoalpwns's patience ( Read more... )

worked out
worked in the yard
broke a nail
repaired the nail
made wings and taters for dinner
fell asleep watching bugs bunny cartoons
made this post

ps: Charlie has a new LJ: thecharcoalpwns. It means somethng, or so he tells me.

...AND THEN I FOUND A CADBURY CREAM EGG IN MY DESK!!

Please to explain.

Why do womens' jeans nowadays NOT have deep front pockets?!! I nearly busted a knuckle trying to shove some change (NICKELS!!) in my pocket, AAAANNNNNND, my keys keep falling out when I drop trou' to use the WC!

Triflin'!