Word Count: About 1000
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, more's the pity.

12th May

Commodore Norrington,

I congratulate you on your hospitality. Elizabeth and I were very pleased to attend your soirée last evening, and enjoyed ourselves immensely. I had meant to make mention of this last night but in truth there were so many guests I could not find you ( Read more... )

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they yaaarrrrrr!

Arrrrrr!!!

Pairings: implied sparrington
Rating: PG-13 at most
Disclaimer: Not mine *whimper*

“What time is it, Jack?” asked James with a smile of amusement.

“’S a half - a half pished ‘leven, Jam’ luv” answered Jack, falling over a chair and landing on his back. He cursed, but continued to lay there.

“I’d say you were a good deal more than half-pissed, Jack,” ( Read more... )

Title: A hard Man to Predict (Part Two)
By: Swordsharp
Word Count: 5282 (eep)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Sparrington
Disclaimer: Not mine - doesn't stop me wishing they were!
Summary: Follows on from part one (naturally). Jack goes to see James. They both learn some things, none of them nautical, but some of them naughty.

Jack pulled himself onto the balcony ( Read more... )

Title: A hard man to predict
By: Swordsharp
Word count: 4218, by the po'ers!
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own these people... if I did they'd be caged in my cellar for my own amusement
Summary: Everyone has their own version of how Jack and James got together. This is part one of mine, and my first ever Sparrington fic. ( Read more... )