Asking for advice and a truism

[sylviaviridian]

I've never had Mormons come to the door before. When a pair of them came knocking today, I was caught flat-footed, and hadn't prepared any ways of messing with them. So I'm asking for help here: when Mormons come to the door, how do you suggest I screw with their heads? If they're too pushy, I'll try to convert them, but that's a little mean, and I

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[liltigre]

Speaking as an ex-Mormon (did you know you can ex-communicate yourself? 8D I did!), ask them to explain why men get to go to the highest levels of heaven scot-free, but women MUST be married to go near God. That part never made sense to me. >/

[sylviaviridian]

Hee, thanks, good idea.

[vyctori]

I don't know about you, but my dream is to do this if ever confronted by pushy evangelists. Followed by this, if I'm lucky. >D

[sylviaviridian]

XD I love you now. That is awesome. I've certainly considered trying to convert them to Discordianism.

[pukingtoreador]

I like the Calvin and Hobbes reference in the first one XD

[konton_kami]

I don't think I know you and i doubt you know me but thank you for bringing this to my attention. Yay

[pretentioustfu]

Me, I'd just ignore them, but if they were really pushy, I'd do something like vyctori suggested. Now that would be cool.

[goldenfur]

You know, I realize this isn't really an option, but this is what happened to me a year or two ago.

I had just come from the sauna and didn't realize I was inside alone (my mother and sister were in the backyard). The doorbell rang and at first I didn't react. When it dawned on me that I would have to go open the door in my bathrobe, I didn't think much of it, assuming that it would be my sister's boyfriend. So, I go up to the door, clothed only in a shortish bathrobe, and fling the door open... to reveal two utterly horrified Mormons in suits. You could read it on their faces that they instantly assumed I had been having sex when they came by. XD When they recovered enough to meekly ask if they could talk to me about their religion, I said, "I don't think anyone in this house is really interested, sorry." I could barely keep a straight face, their expressions were so priceless. They... seemed to be in a hurry when they left. ;)

[sylviaviridian]

XD I actually was in my bathrobe when they came to the door, but it was a long one and they just assumed I'd been asleep. (I wasn't, I just have a tendency to hang around the house in my underwear.)

[megami_tsuki]

XD Mormons came to my door last year. I'm in Japan...there's no escaping them.

It's was funny. I didn't even need to fuck with them