Here's a couple pointers for you to consider, before you don the sparkly plastic tiara and the "I'm 21! Here's some silly things I need to talk people into doing" sign and head out to every bar in town ( Read more... )

Was reading an interesting article in the paper this morning. Some guy from Ft Lauderdale lost an arm in a "freak accident". It would seem that the gentleman in question was riding upon an innertube being towed by a Jet-ski. He'd wrapped his arm around the rope to get a good grip... You see where this is going, right? They'd hit a wave and the ( Read more... )

OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for ( Read more... )

If you receive something in your inbox that sounds so horror-tastic that you absolutely must share with your entire contact list... Please check www.snopes.com before you hit send. Please ( Read more... )

There are hundreds of subject lines I could have used, but they tended to invoke an image of recent, personal disaster, which isn't the case, so I went with blantant yet obscure ( Read more... )

I now know how Maxymyllyn feels. Zee Germans are horrid ( Read more... )

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I just read in the paper how a 79 year old pedestrian was killed when she was struck by a tire which flew off of a trailer driving along I-10. This happened Sunday in Marianna, Florida. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, “CG” had been taking a walk along Interstate 10 when a rear set of tires separated from a trailer axle, and one bounced in ( Read more... )

If you go into a bar before a large sporting event, say a major university homecoming, and waste a couple hours downing beers and shots of Patron, don’t be too surprised when your bill is at the $100.00 mark. In fact, count yourself lucky that it wasn't a lot higher ( Read more... )

So, Sheeps has to fly to DC tonight for her job, so I get to be home, all alone, except for 5 demon cats and an arboreal water turtle ( Read more... )