A not good day is one when your former boyfriend and good friend puts a picture of your naked ass with a big red handprint on the internet ( Read more... )

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Ugh. Every once and a while I am just totally overwhelmed by the grossest feeling of cynicism toward the world, and even though I know rationally that it will go away, I'm still just so sick of everyone and everything and how totally OBVIOUS it all is. It's the worst feeling. I hope it goes away soon.

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Not awesome: getting locked out of your boyfriends apartment when he's in Canada for five days with your purse, phone, keys, friend's phones, friend's purses, stuck inside

Awesome: some seriously calm mo fos to help you get back in

1- Went to meet the BFs parents for the first time. Nerve-wracking!!!! It turned out perfectly though, his mom is lovely and amazing and we got along really well. Step-dad is also very fun and excellent scrabble competition ( Read more... )

This morning on the way into work I stepped (obviously without seeing it) on a used condom that then became affixed to my shoe, held on by what I can only assume were its contents.

These are the things I love to tell my mom, which I know is mean, but her worry over my situation is so adorable.

Ghosts from the past = ruining my day

Why is it that I always get sick within 1 month of starting a new job? stress? cooties?

I went to my first baseball game in SF last night it was super fun. I don't know enough to know if the seats were good or the game was good or anything like that. I do know that I was seated next to THE hottest giants fan ever. And the beer was like $9, ouch. But worth the experience

A perfect day, from start to finish. He looks so cute when he falls asleep from me rubbing his belly.