Oh yes, now I remember why I get drunk so infrequently...

This is my shocked face.

Imagine my surprise when I arrived home today to find a CD I'd purchased on the ninth of September waiting for me - I'd long ago assumed that I'd been confusingly scammed out of a whole $14 by somebody who'd put their music online for free anyway. Not that it turned out to actually be a proper pressed disc or anything, but ( Read more... )

Ooh.

It appears that my car has failed its MOT on a buggeringly large number of points. So buggeringly large, in fact, that it seems highly likely that the cost of fixing it all up (along with the service) would cost me almost the original price of the thing.

THESE THINGS ARE ALL BAD

• Both number plate lights not working
• Nearside brake light not ( Read more... )

Time just goes too damn quickly to update properly ( Read more... )

I've gone and forgotten to update for a moderate amount of time. Oh gracious, my internet diary is all out of kilter ( Read more... )

Last weekend I was in Camden, where I failed to buy trousers or shoes but instead bought two random CDs on a whim, one of which is rather good. I was also in Sutton where a pointy kitten unleashed feline rage upon my feet and I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which caused mindfucks aplenty.

This weekend, ruined_angels came to visit us lot down south ( Read more... )

I never seem to have the time to type here anymore and there are about a thousand other things I should be writing about when I eventually do, but I just wanted to say that this..:


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This weekend I have been learning how to drive again. I like my new car, but it is certainly different to the Focus I am used to. People complain a lot more about being squashed in the back seat too. However, after a few moments of panic during which we thought the front windows simply didn't open, we discovered that I actually have electric ( Read more... )

I have been alternately too busy and too tired to update recently. Which is good and not so good, respectively ( Read more... )

Bifidus Digestiva has just topped Boswelox as the most ridiculous-sounding invented advertisement chemical I've ever heard of. Making up faux scientific guff is a completely daft trend, but one I can enjoy.

Add 'boswelox' to your internal list of expletives today!