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"In West LA, you often see men with the boobs... what do you call it ( Read more... )

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My cellphone is a shitty alarm clock. My dad hasn't been using the treadmill... but I have, finally. And now that I've started, I have to immediately give up boredom-eating. There are no buses returning from LA to Glendale after 6 PM. On a Fucking Saturday ( Read more... )

So i've decided to be okay with myself. I hear that cheesy, 'be yourself' line everywhere, and I dismissed it on the grounds that annoying people and assholes shouldn't be themselves. I cam to realize, however, that it really isn't a choice. You get the cards you're dealt, and make the best of them. Short people have to deal with shortness, ( Read more... )

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Oh, and outfest is going on right now. I wish I weren't living with my parents.

rediscovering the net and using itunes for the first time in quite some time. I have to read this fantasy book I borrowed from the kid in front of me. I have a feeling I'll dislike it, but I'm going to do my best to squelch that feeling. Now that I've almost completed Kyou Kara Mao (which I think means 'Today from the Demon King' or 'The Demon King ( Read more... )

Bill Maher came to the Ice House last Friday, and I just found out about it today. Afterr San Diego tomorrow, he's in Maryland. I snap my fingers disappointedly and sigh ( Read more... )

I want to know how Fred's hairs keep getting inside my phone ( Read more... )