My nipples are erect.

Kill and I have several ways of advertising. But a new strategy was tried out last time we advertised the journal. I took it upon myself to make an account on vampirefreaks.com. It's sort of like Myspace.com. Undoubtedly moronic, they both are, Vampirefreaks is geared more towards the weirdos and wannabe vampires ( Read more... )

Movie companies have had a marketing strategy for years now that's really quite simple, but really does a swell job of roping in the audiences and bringing in the cash. It's when they actually market movies as "good movies ( Read more... )

With the wildly popular success of our new cereal, Kill and I decided to stick our cocks into other areas of the food business. With that said, we've opened our new Pizza business, and we christened it appropriately "Pizza Taint ( Read more... )

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Are you tired of waking up and eating the same old bland as fuck Rice Krispies every morning? Well, you're in luck. Taintfuck.com presents a completely new and sexed up cereal that is about to make Rice Krispies a distant memory.


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Well, my stint of quietness was short-lived. I thought I had finally found a stable, yet practical place to hide out from the FBI. So naturally I came extremely close to being caught this weekend. Lucky for me, my skills in escaping authority via Wu-Taint are second to none. The FBI somehow tracked me down and found me in some seedy motel in ( Read more... )

Terri Schiavo died March 31st 2005 at 9:03 AM Eastern Standard Time. Governor Bush got his colon raged by this journal apparently because the day after I posted my thoughts on Schiavo he refused to continue to try and interfere any longer; saying that there was nothing more that he could do. Terri Schiavo was finally allowed to die just as she ( Read more... )

Every now and then a story comes that dominates the news for weeks, or even months. These stories that come are usually highly controversial, and generally have very strong opinions on both sides. However, in the case of whether Terri Schiavo should be allowed to die as she wanted to, or have her feeding tube forcefully reinserted, there is only ( Read more... )