- a friend of my mom's who makes/alters clothes from her own home is depressed due to the slowed economy, and consequently is thinking about designing clothes for pets. that's creative pimpin' to the nth degree. i'm bringing my cat over for her to use as a guinea pig. one word - "tofubucat ( Read more... )

sometimes finished some anecdotes with "...and two drops of pee came out."

it was his hyperlative term for something funny.

this morning i dreamed of winning exactly $9.5 million dollars (amazingly, after-tax ( Read more... )

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or the start of $39 in the pockets of my creditors...

From: "Roy Paget"
To: "'Gary Chiu'"
Subject: RE: Egg Rolls
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 15:36:49 -0400

Hi Gary-

You’ve got a deal. My address is:

2--5 Soy Oaks Drive
Oviedo, FL 32765
FedEx Acct.# --- -- ---

Thanks again.
Leroy Paget-----Original Message ( Read more... )

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everything happens during the winter


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and she only makes tofu.
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new school/old schoolon saturday, my mother clashed with greg, the receiving supervisor, and fb, specialty foods manager of the houston central market. this is the store i used to demo alot, before i went demoing out of town… now my mom pretty much demos that place every weekend ( Read more... )

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for lovers only


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“no one should be the sum total of their mistakes.”

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SALE! SALE! SALE!the 3/$1 tofu sale throughout chinese new year’s went over well. most boycotting grocers decided to resume buying our tofu and some even had 3/$1 sales of their own. there’s only one boycotter left… and they aren’t even the lead boycotter. in the end ( Read more... )

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tour de (tofu eggroll) force


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