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the asian grocery boycott…the empire strikes back

what seems like weeks ago (but really just last week), cheezmont advises tofu to kick ass during the start of the asian grocery boycott, and tofu chooses a yao ming act…

jurors, note exhibit A -

americantofu: but i'm aZN to the core
c h e e zmont: ok
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*raise curtains* the narrator, age 27 and obviously asian, looks at the screen of his computer, the screen reflects off his glasses, and the reflection is blankness....

muttering, "oh, this may work" he hurriedly types... "i just need a few paragraphs for this week"
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"philosopher - i wonder if the life i've been living is the proper one...
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comes a new revolution...

"sentence.... across america" (SAA ( Read more... )

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one soy to rule them all...

- san antonio -the tofu eggroll embargo imposed on the san antonio store on sept 17 has been lifted. i had received a few complaints from san antonio customers while demoing in dallas to the effect of "why can't i buy this in the san antonio store?" ... i only answered "ask the san antonio ( Read more... )

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on the road again...

a very confused old, white woman - i'm not of the mexican descent, and i've never set foot in your country... but this eggroll is terrific.
gary - ???

number of times my napkins caught on fire this weekend - 2(the fact that they catch on fire on a semi-frequent basis now during the demo, and i put ( Read more... )

last saturday, i took a defensive driving class. 5 hours of instruction with sunday (his real name), the instructor. i take the course once a year, to erase an inevitable speeding ticket, and i'm amazed that each time the course is identical. sobering vehicular death statistics, intermingled with humor. "it's time to play pure defensive"... i ( Read more... )

my mom's most recent... sense of "human" for sense of "humor ( Read more... )

monday afternoon - the previous night, i dreamt of being cast as dean martin in a dance/musical version of "the rat pack." a pretty choice role, since he was one of the well-known ones. i've played a stodgy banker, a professor/shyster, but dean martin was going to be a definite stretch, since i can barely dance or sing. thank goodness i woke up ( Read more... )