x001 [accidental voice post]

[taiyaki_plz]

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

Comments

[everyconfidence]

Oh man, not you too.

Yo, Abarai.

[taiyaki_plz]

Hisagi?

What the crap. They sent you to Hueco Mundo too?

[everyconfidence]

It's not Hueco Mundo, Abarai. It's The City.

And yes, that's actually what it's called.

[taiyaki_plz]

What in fuck is a The City.

[unkindnessof]

Don't worry; it'll get more exciting really fast.

[taiyaki_plz]

What?!

[unkindnessof]

Do you have water in your ears?

[taiyaki_plz]

No. I landed on my ass.

[so_very_greedy]

Great, he's back.

[taiyaki_plz]

I ain't never landed ASS FIRST IN A FOUNTAIN before!

[so_very_greedy]

You seem like the sort who would fall into things all the time.

[taiyaki_plz]

How the fuck would you know?!

voice reply;

[fivelifetimes]

Hello, Abarai-san!

voice reply;

[taiyaki_plz]

...Inoue?!

What the fu-are you all right?

1/2 voice reply;

[fivelifetimes]

I'm fine!

voice reply;

[fivelifetimes]

How is Abarai-san?

[sciencedaughter]

Abarai-fukutaichou.

Mayuri-sama is unable to answer you at this time.

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh, Nemu. At least you're here.

Why the hell not?

[sciencedaughter]

Because Mayuri-sama is still in Hueco Mundo.

And we are not.

[taiyaki_plz]

I'm gettin' that.

Anyone know why we're here?