Stomach flu sucks donkey balls. 

 What is a wedge adjustment?

GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for ( Read more... )

Please check it out.  This is NOT a candidate trying to sell you something.  This man has actually got a workable energy plan for America, and this daughter of the oilfield supports it.  I only wish I could buy a car that is fueled by natural gas now.  (Even if the nearest station is 90 miles from me!)

www.PickensPlan.com

As I had hoped, Tony is running with A. J.'s number next season.  The Old Spice/Office Depot sponsorship is kinda cool too.  Old Spice will forever remind me of my dad.  Can't wait for the commercials with Tony.  They'll probably be as dumb as the car wax one, but you gotta admit the car is FINE!  Something about a black Corvette ( Read more... )

I offer sincere thanks to everyone who sent a positive thought, energy or offered a prayer for me lately.  It's all working!  My health is much, much more stable.  Emotions are still kinda off the wall, but the meds work when I let them, lol.  Still no job, but that will come when the Goddess wills it so.

And Joshie.......I got my net back. I'm ( Read more... )

...has been a very good day, and it's only 3 p.m.!  Aubrey is in Houston for a week, and I miss him (but the break is kinda nice, I always did love alone time).  Earl flies out tomorrow for a 5-week reunion with his family of birth in Pennsylvania.  Kenny, Cathy and Zach left today for a week in Albuquerque ( Read more... )

Body: Repeat in case you didn't see this on MySpace, my email, etc.

I can't sit up long tonight, but I wanted to share that I've been in and out of hospitals, intensive care units, and clinics for about the last 6 months. I'm doing some better, but they put me in the intensive care for chronic pancreaitis, while there, I suffered a pretty major ( Read more... )

For all my eljay friends (love that, Lyssy!!), I'm no longer associated with Facebook.  My profile may be up, but I don't ever check it.  I'm only on myspace and here.  Y'all can always reach me at avalonde@gmail.com....................

Screw you guys, I'm going home! I hate South Park, but love that phrase *g*

I'm outta here in 4 hours, on our way to the pagan festival on our land at Spirithaven. You will all be in my thoughts and prayers. Some of you are going through tough times. I will be thinking of you most of all....

In return, I ask that you extend your thoughts to my co- ( Read more... )