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i recently realized that live journal was incredibly fun to post on and hadn't been on for years sooo ( Read more... ) -
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a long while back i was was told that my posts were hilarious due mostly to hollow threats and references to fat ancestors. to maintain my funny i have composed the following ( Read more... ) -
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happy emancipation day!!! taxes not due till tomorrow!!!!! watch out middle class america. tax audits for you are on the rise.
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still here.
there's a hole in the crotch of my pants, why does that always happen??
tryin to type while a cat nuzzles you is very distracting.
mortal combat the move is awsome.
all that was true still applies. (ex: centaur, ninja, hawaiian, etc.)
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i need to get more sleep. i spent all day quacking at people. my coworkers must think im nuts. oh well
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gues whos back???
yo bitches im back and black. well not really but im workin on it, i feel black on the inside. p.diddy black not emo black. maybe i should become a rap star. is the world ready for a fat hawaiin ninja centaur rapper?? the questions that plague me. this next bit of info is thrown out there to make any ski/snowboarders jealous. i will be snowboarding ( Read more... ) -
still kikin
the purpose of this entry is to make sure everyone knows im still here and still better than you. hadnt posted in a while thought you might have forgot your friendly neighborhood hawaiin centaur emperor better than you ninja thats all ( Read more... ) -
me
happy hump day!!!! go celebrate. i suggest strong drink or maybe a good hooker (hopefuly not the rugby postion...unless your into that stuff...like matt ( Read more... ) -
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if any one can get ahold of noah or noah if you see this i need to talk to you. kinda important about house sitting shit. you know feeding jaws....i gave him food but enough?? how often?? call me 5208248 -
needed updates on the events of my life
i have decided to update you all on the events of my life, not that anything incredible has happened. im just SO freaking important that even the more mundane aspects of my hawaiian ninja life seem earth shattering in importance when compared to your trivial little lives. i have decided to comunicate the events through lists because i am scared ( Read more... )