needed updates on the events of my life

[tbiggs87]

i have decided to update you all on the events of my life, not that anything incredible has happened. im just SO freaking important that even the more mundane aspects of my hawaiian ninja life seem earth shattering in importance when compared to your trivial little lives. i have decided to comunicate the events through lists because i am scared

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[paintbrawler]

once I get my curb'n boots you're a dead man. lol

[paintbrawler]

oh and by the way, I'm heading to a show tonight. If I get thrown in the pokey my parents wont bail me out so I'm counting on you Mr. "gainfully employed"

[tbiggs87]

wow, your actually counting on me???i thought you would have learned by now. oh well, your mistake hope you enjoy prison :)

p.s. keep your butthole tight

[citizen_watch]

yo ty, chris here, you mister i work where people buy outdoors gear... i neeed a rain jacket let me know when phat sales of dankage are going down
thanks a load
chris OUT