I have put the finishing touches on my novel synopsis, which I'm sure is still rife with syntactic errors despite my best re-...-re-readings. I ended up going with the ol' unreliable narrator in an autobiography twist, and I can't decide whether it's superfluous or integral. I also don't write comedy, but the subject is comical...so hopefully it is ( Read more... )

Ok, I know that Scenester Says Yeah! was a big flop (mostly because of me---well all because of me).....but I am a man of many dreams. So, I propose a new band---one that can conceivably work because we won't have to write any music lyrics. You ready for this? You might want to sit down ( Read more... )

The cork & bottle by our appartment has single barrel selections of Buffalo Trace for $20. Insane.

I'm seriously contemplating joining the military when I get done with school. Who wants in?

Oh God! About a year ago I saw one of the finest movies I have ever seen. It was this farsical musical tale about a king, his dumb sidekick, some gypsies and astronomy. Last night I had a dream where I was casted to play the king himself. This morning when I woke up I poured through all the movie lists I could trying to figure out the name of the ( Read more... )

Heat Vision and JackQuote from the youtube page: "Heat Vision and Jack was created as a 1999 pilot for Fox. Written by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, directed by Ben Stiller, this series was passed over by Fox despite critical acclaim from those who've been lucky enough to see it ( Read more... )

So, superbowl party? Any of you hip kids hosting? Or if there are no plans, anyone interested in making them?

Anybody want my fouton? Free for the taking.

1) Browsing the University of Alaska: Fairbanks website and looking at fairbanks reality listings while Kristina is sleeping. Alaska? Fairbanks? MOTHER FUCKING Ph.D in VOLCANOLOGY? -50 degree below weather? Months without sunlight? YES PLEASE ( Read more... )

This Friday, begining at 2pm, I will attempt a musical feat which is seldom undertaken by sane minds. I will attempt listening to the full 840 repitions of Erik Satie's Vexations. Keep me in your prayers ( Read more... )