*taptaptap*

Is this thing on?

There is absolutely nothing in my life right now that isn't complete shit ( Read more... )

Just so I don't lose it again ( Read more... )

First post in weeks, and yes, it's a meme. Such is the excitement of my life.

I could mention the fact that the dogs lost the water bowl this morning. Disappeared. One of these dogs is a regular Houdini. Water bowl still hasn't been found, and we've actually moved furniture. It's just... gone ( Read more... )

Dear Moron:

Get thee gone from mine livejournal, and show not thy idiocy again, for if thou dost, I shall smite thee with the wrath of a thousand virgin nuns.

Thank you,
The Management.

You know you've been roleplaying and IMing far, far too much when:

You're talking on the phone to your sister, and she says her phone sucks, and you actually say "*smacks phone*".

*headdesk*

You know you've lived in the south if you can properly pluralize "Y'all".

It was my birthday yesterday ( Read more... )

Today is our seventh wedding anniversary. To celebrate, we went out for dinner and to a movie.

We saw Constantine. The only other movie at the theater that sort of interested me was Cursed, and the teenybopper running the soda stand said that Constantine was the better of the two. Ouch.

( Cut for spoilers )

4-Year-Old Mich. Boy Drives Mother's CarI did that ( Read more... )