Today was a quote-y day ( Read more... )

I am so fucking tired of college essays and how Mrs. Elliott keeps bugging me to make them funny, but my humor is satanic, to be frank, and I don't want to give an admissions lady a heart attack, presuming that she is going to let me in. I can make my essays clever and original, but I can't get funny. It's beginning to piss me off ( Read more... )

Charlie Kaufman is my hero.

"Imagine a room full of women. Nubile, blonde, wet with desire. A harem, if you will. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. I am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as I speak. “Ladies,” I begin. “I am the love god, Eros. I intoxicate you. My spunk is to you manna from heaven..."

"Why did jesus cross the road?.....because he was nailed to the chicken."

MYSPACE UPDATE: I tried to "friend" Will F so I could shit on his comment page, but he doesnt know who I am, so he keeps denying my requests. After being denied "friending" to Will F several times (probably because of my cool user pic) I sent him a message from LOTRKYLEGREEN:

"Hey buddy, I just thought you should definitely friend me. We cold be ( Read more... )

I want to be cool too, so I made a myspace with jill. It's so hip and trendy. Now I'm just like everyone else!! http://www.myspace.com/lotrkylegreen

Six days until Halloween. We have big plans for doing nothing, so something awesome is sure to happen. Last Halloween Pete and Kyle and I ran around the neighborhood and abused children. Good times... Anyone who can come home that weekend should probably do so ( Read more... )

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Amazing is an understatement of this weekend. Mayhaps orgasmic is more fitting.

The crazy awesome adventures started right after school on thursday when I went to Peters and we watched some movie. That would have been an okay time if Peters mom had not randomly decided to make sausages out of Chickens and apples and sausage and then force feed ( Read more... )

Today was a very sad day. Today, September 30th, 2005, American Video announced it's closure and began the liquidation of it's videos. It's shelves of vidoes are now bundled into cardboard boxes, Piled up behind the desk. Our video home and beloved hangout is no more. The AV horror section ceases to be. As I closed the shop tonight, I remembered ( Read more... )