>>Connie,
There really isn't a graceful way for you to escape the work that needs to be done this weekend. Save your sweet talking and tap dancing for another day; clever repartee is not going to save you now. The sooner you get started, the more time you'll have later to kick back and enjoy yourself<<

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English
35% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Im really pissed about this one, so dont friggen laugh.

Things that are not Machine Washable:
1. Cell phones

Things You (actually, more like I) Should Not Try to Do:

1. Hold in a sneeze while getting your eyebrows threaded.
2. Leaving a dorky fucken comment in this entry, lamewads.

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