( Statement of Artistic Intent )

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The term 'Hellscum' may be the single most terrifying condemnation I've ever heard ( Read more... )

How is my dad still able to pull twenty year old chickies with his innate Frenchness is a little beyond me.

EDIT: Hm. International Women's Day. Left another shoe around here somewhere...

Someone just called me to ask if I was watching Heroes ( Read more... )

( Li’l Lenny Vs The Play-Pal From Hell )

When in doubt paint your genitals blue, scream like a goddamned castrated hyena and charge, fucker, charge.

Life's too short for anything else.

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This wasn't me, by the way.

Crawling back into sobriety is an interesting experience if you're detatched enough.
Like walking down this empty road until you meet yourself, drooling, coughing, spouting insane gibberish...yet slowly evolving back into yourself ( Read more... )

"This is what guys do. We overcome the fucking impossible for poorly considered reasons.
Then we get one of our mates to write a song about it."
He sipped his beer, pausing for effect.
"So. Which one of you wankers has a guitar?"