The government actually remembers how to get things done. Now to see if anything actually changes.

I got the Paramour achievement in Mass Effect 2.

WITH GARRUS. AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. ALIEN UNFUNFUNF.

Although it was more just a sweet moment of them doing the old face brush before the camera went dark. Still...MAH SHEPARD IS BEIN' A XENOPHILE, LULZ.

I just ordered myself a pair of these:


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FUCK the Arizona Cardinals, FUCK the referees in that game, and FUCK Micheal Adams for trying to rip Aaron Rodgers' facemask off. OH, HERRO, THAT'S SOMEWHAT ILLEGAL. I now know EXACTLY how the filthy co-owner felt about the World Cup a few years back.

RAGH, I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN ARIZONA.

AND ALSO NEW MEXICO. JUST BECAUSE.

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Four shots of Jose Cuervo followed by two shots of Jaegermeister, all taken within the space of about ten seconds (more likely a few less than that), is a horrible, horrible idea. I did, however, earn the nickname Deadpool for my troubles.

God, just typing about it is making me feel slightly queasy.

I applied for another job today (actually, less than an hour ago). I'm not leaving either of the ones I have right now, though. I applied for third shift at Target, and if I get the job, I'm giving it, ohhhhhhh, three weeks before someone walks in to find me sitting in the corner, muttering something about gerbils and the moon; bloody hands are a ( Read more... )

I am currently working an all-nighter at the Zone for the release of the new Magic: The Gathering set. Bunch of guys (and a girl) sitting around playing Magic for hours on end, likely until 2 or 3 in the morning. It's more credits for me to spend on things I don't need, but wow, I don't know if I want to be here that long. People who can should ( Read more... )

Okay, so if you place an order for pick-up at 4 o'clock, you would come in at 4 o'clock to pick it up, right? Not only that, but if you called the day of pick up to ask if the place you ordered it from would have it ready at 4 o'clock, you would definitely show up at 4 o'clok, right? Apparently not; some high holy cunt of a woman (cunt being a ( Read more... )

I am in a pisstastic mood. Details to come later.