Your hair will not look good coming out of a helmet.  Ever.

 So I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle.

Right now it's just a pie-in-the-sky inclination, but let's get it out on paper.  Or electronic paper.  LCD Papyrus?  I dunno what you'd call this thing to make it sound fancy.

Anyways, I love driving.  I really do.  Going 140 (don't tell the OPP this) down the 401 at mid afternoon on a weekend on a ( Read more... )

It happened.  And I didn't lose my shit.  It was hard.

That would be step one, I suppose.

 So it's been awhile. I'm doing these slowly since... well because I'm being bloody lazy this summer. Work and many other issues has left me feeling awfully burnt out. And it's June, so my weekends are filled with birthday parties or parties for someone else. Or paintball. Hopefully alot more paintball infact.

But this is the story of my new ( Read more... )

 I just made a big long post about how frustrated and anxious I am, about work, some upcoming events, and my sex life (or lack thereof), and how really awesome friends are pretty much what's keeping me going these days ( Read more... )

 I listen to Alanis Morissette occasionally.  I'm not ashamed to admit this.  Currently I have "Unsent" playing.  It's a song where essentially Alanis admits to various things to boys she's liked/dated/broke up with in the past.

This got me thinking: what if I were to make a version of this song?

Hm.  

I have an idea!

I think it's mostly because I just saw the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but I've always had a thing for sailboats.   And I've always had a thing for green energy, and I just found this thing online where someone has interwoven solar panels into a sort of flexible fabric.

Soooo...

My idea: when I retire, I want a 2 masted ( Read more... )

One of the things I've been asked from time to time by my larger sexual partners is "am I an encourager?" That is, one who encourages their partner to over-eat, in an effort for the partner to gain weight.  The theory here being, if a chub chaser enjoys fat, and an encourager enjoys making boys more fat, then all chub chasers must be secret ( Read more... )

 I should have known ( Read more... )

 It really never ceases to amaze me what I've managed to accomplish.  Nor does it cease to amaze that I feel this is an accomplishment at all, considering the technology has existed for some time, and really all *I* did was spend alot of money and put it all together.

But man, it's so cool!

This story begins back in the beginning of March.  I'd ( Read more... )