[Football] Higuaín drabbles for teaglass

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In response to these prompts from teaglass. :D

five increasingly hysterical phone messages higuain left on gago's answering machine

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[koba_sama]

I love the first one the most. The dig about the bills and calling his mom. OH GEEZ.

And then the last one for the very last prompt. That one just tugs a little, the thought of the silence overcoming and of course, Gago homing in on his territory. LOL. ILU!

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ILU2, bb. Thank you for reading these before I posted. If you didn't reassure me they were at least a bit funny, I wouldn't have kept writing. And here's a reply in icon form.

[miman]

The last one of the last prompt disturbs me a lot. And the first prompt is hilarious and the progression of hysteria is beautifully high-strung. I love these.

Danica (rondaview) praises you a lot and I came here, and I absolutely adore how you write the baby Argies. I'm friending you, hope you do not mind. :)

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The last one of the last prompt disturbs me a lot It kind of weirded me out to write it as well. I meant for it to be more about grabby hands and touches of the lady doth protesting too much, but it came out a bit more SERIOUS AND UNSETTLING. :|

But yes. I am kind of in love with reading the first one out loud. I based it off of my own voice messages. (I am that manic sometimes -- I can't stop talking once I hear the delayed beep.)

I don't mind at all! The more footie friends the better. Especially Aimar fans. He was one of my first football loves. ♥

[teaglass]

HAHAAAA, I LOVE YOU. REALLY. LOLL THE FIRST ONE. OH PINTITA. I HUG YOU AND YOUR LOCK-CHANGING.

I'm going to buy a cat, Gago. A fucking himalayan mountain cat with lots of fur to irritate your sinuses and shit all over your silk suits. I'm going to indoctrinate it so that it thinks your good Prada shoes are a litter box.

criessss. #4. SERGIO RAMOS. SO INCOHERENT WITH LOVE. and i was gibbering like mad over the fantastic crack you dish out (HI SB, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THIS ROUND WILL PRODUCE) until i reached #5 of pipita's sexual propositioning. and it was then that i felt my heart break. And Gonzalo was becoming anxious about Fernando Gago not asking him questions. ad;klw;op ILUUU.

#2 is lovely. i love reading childhood fic. as is "how much 50% could have saved him" :'D :'D :'D SO INCOHERENT BUT I AM FILLED TO BURSTING WITH LOVE

(i think gago&sergio are my new otp.)

[charientism]

...... i just saw -- i meant pipita*. ;_; weeps.

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IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS, BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY INFATUATED WITH SERGIO RAMOS. RLY. ghda;gdha; I kind of love him and I used to be more or less impervious to him and now I actually GLOW when I see him. ;__;

And Pipita and Pintita. I don't even know what it is about them. I was actually telling Serena that 'omg, i can't think of anything for them anymore, what am i going to do? woe woe woe' right before I started writing these. But then I finished all of your prompts in a little over an hour. It was kind of -- shocking. :O

I like reading childhood fic too, even it it isn't based on any fact (like mine, haha.) I wanted to do a progression from sweet chilldhood crushes to lolz with Fernando, but it got more serious than expected!

(Sergio & Gago are like my teacher/student OTP of footie. Along with Fernando Torres/Sergio. :D :D :D) ♥!

[teaglass]

you & serena are setting the benchmark so high for pintita/pipita. because, really. it began as a mini-argies!:Dcute! kind of otp, but with the progression of fic i feel that there's a kind of loneliness creeping into this otp (see: serena's gago/higuain porn, which i found terribly sad in its loneliness, & in the ending when they are clinging to each other but there is no post-sex warmsnuggling, and there doesn't seem to have had a real connection established) -- a sort of very soft & sinuous darkness which makes the cracky moments (ie hysterical phone messages) all the more lovelier and how both aspects of the relationship play off each other. (it's strange, but the loneliness/sadder side of the relationship often creeps in only during the sex? i mean, from the fic i've perused so far, this seems to be the trend.) asd;kl i don't know. it makes this otp all the more fascinating to me, the way the both of you have taken it on its head and then turned it a little inwards so that there's this small quiet loneliness in it, the way they

[windsor]

THAT FIRST PROMPT. I am so in love.

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I threw out all of your magazines and changed your mailing address. Does that worry you? I'm calling your mom if you don't call me back this time. That one is quite possibly my favourite line. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at the idea of Gago's dirty fashion magazines being throw out being followed up by calling his mom.

[canarycreams]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLILU ♥

The first set was probably my favorite: Pipita's escalating hysterics and Gago's persistent refusal to reply; lock-changing and cat-buying and mother-calling. Just, that was hilarious and my roommate's asleep and I don't think she appreciated my muffled snorts of laughter.

I'm not sure how to respond to the last one. It has such a different tone from the happy-go-cracky things above it: Silence equated with mingled sweat and fumbling kisses. It was ruined bed sheets and muffled groaning. And it makes me wonder exactly what their relationship is (in fandom) since they always seem to transition so quickly from hysterical voicemail and being Sergio's fanboy to dark, moderately consensual (came to mean that it would be another night of trying to fight him off and losing) sex.

[rondaview]

that was hilarious and my roommate's asleep and I don't think she appreciated my muffled snorts of laughter.

that is SO ME RIGHT NOW TOO.
and mindi, i'm so, terribly glad that you didn't manage to duck out of footie like you were threatening to. i mean, i think in the deathmatch of KRACK!CHAMPIONS, you would actually beat niche in the race to see who kills her audience harder and faster with the laskfjalkfjal-ly ROFFLES, because you just don't have any shame. with your outrageous ramos, and himalayan cats, and CLITS and just. gosh. and i found the last set really touching as well, in addition to the puregrade columbian crack: the lego blocks, the party and the notes.

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♥!!! :D Ahahaha. OMG. I swear at the time I was babbling about LEAVING FANDOM 4EVER!!1 I was feeling so apathetic about things. Mostly because I had a stick up my ass about RPS (ironic, I know) and Serena calls me an emochild, but it's true about 70% of the time she says it, as much as I hate to admit it. I'm kind of trying to stay away from that. Especially in this fandom, although it creeps in a bit, as evidenced by this particular set.

because you just don't have any shame Danica, I shouldn't have any shame when it comes to writing (especially humour), because I don't really have much IRL. I get chastised by Serena so much for the shit I say, like you wouldn't believe. She thinks I'm a crude, blasphemous whore-monger or something very similar. I should have bruises from her slapping me around. (JK) But I don't know. I used to be hesitant about trying to write humour because I thought maybe mine was a little too tilted for other people to find funny? D: But apparently that is not the case! So I've been able to write rather freely

[canarycreams]

You were going to leave fandom?? This is my ;___; face! Don't ever leave us!

I'm v. v. glad that you have no shame when writing humor, because I like my humor a little twisted, a little wrong ♥ That's what makes it interesting!