My local video rental place has free beer on tuesdays. I love this town.

Just got back from spending a few days in Austin for Kat's 21st and doing a little pre-move bar scouting (did I mention here that I found an apartment and I'll be moving 09-01? Well, I did and I am.). Here's a brief report on some bars ( Read more... )

I'd really prefer to wait until things settle down to talk about this, because I don't want to be that fucking guy that goes on about how much he loves his new girlfriend and she's the one and blah blah fucking blah, so I'll just say that I do, in fact, have me a girlfriend now. I'll touch on this subject again when it's all bitching and humorous ( Read more... )

Weirdest damn email I've ever recieved.

Subject: supermen eximiousness :)

Body: I know the face, but...
not meet u 11 pm mode for stats ....
Best regards, Kenya

That's it. There aren't even any links, so if it is spam, it's bloody pointless spam. Odd.

Sweet Mary. Shiokazecon was madness and pain. First, Clayton made a grave booze error. See, I had a fifth of Jager. Motherfucker loves licorice. You know what happens now. Anyway, after putting this guy in the bathtub for a nap, I went and played some Beatmania, which I am surprisingly good at. It's like DDR without all the exercise, or Guitar Hero ( Read more... )

Ezra Brooks isn't a very good bourbon. It has a heavy enough body and some nice oaky tones, it's a respectable 90 proof, but the shit is a tongue burner, which hoses the whole thing. Good bourbon doesn't burn until you swallow it. It burns your throat and belly, not your tongue. When bourbon burns your tongue, it hoses the flavor. You get the wood ( Read more... )

So it seems that I'm being dragged to Shiokazecon this weekend. If any of you filth are going to be there saturday night after 10pm, call me. 832-816-4690 (Did I mention I got a new cell with a proper plan? Well, I did. That's the number. You can call me if you want.) There will be booze and no-badge-havin' hijinks. You may even get to witness me ( Read more... )

Was it the two buckets of PBR, or was V for Vendetta a really, really fucking good movie?

So I work at a liquor store now. Not a normal liquor store, a Spec's. They only have them here in Houston. They're huge, like half the size of a Wal-Mart. The pay is kinda shit, but it's better than the chicken shack, I work like 42 hours a week, and I get a discount on my booze and cigarettes, so it's okay. They don't make me shave, so I'm growing ( Read more... )

Man, have you ever heard Bruce Sterling give a speech? That guy bites Jello Biafra's pitch and meter so hard it fucking hurts.