Cyberwear anyone?

[teknohippi]

From The Age Odd spot

Chips that store music could one day be built into breast implants. One breast could hold the MP3 player and the other the music collection. BT futurology, who developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

Comments

[sly_girl]

Ooo! And you could have an on/off switch in one nipple and a volume control in the other! :D

[teknohippi]

Give a whole new mean to "playing with one's self" but I didn't say that

[sly_girl]

What'd be really good would be selecting mood music for that special moment. Hardcore doof for after-parties. Chris de Burgh for moonlit dinners. And Star Trekkin' Across The Universe to deter would-be gropers.

[teknohippi]

Sure would - just like anything from Lionel Ritchie or Wa Wa Nee

You could even go so far as to have lift music or hold music if you reallly did not want to talk to the person on the other end of the phone.

[capnoblivious]

Where would you plug in the headphones?

I'm not sure why this would take 15 years - it seems a fairly simple set-up...

[teknohippi]

I thought the same thing - maybe it has to do with developing the breasts to still look and feel real and not have the electronics corrode

Plugging headphones? Well commenting would not be polite

[delwyn]

I can see it now:

*slap*

"Sorry, I was just trying to turn up the volume - I like this song"

[teknohippi]

Just a question - where would the male version go?

[capnoblivious]

Oh, it can still go in the breast implants. :)

[crystal_storm]

"we have the technology..."

[psuedonym777]

I'm not sure I want to know where one would insert the memory stick....

[shadowlands]

swapping songs could certainly be fun...

[kythys]

Yes, but how ridiculous if in the middle of *ahem* your left breast suddenly started shouting Go West or some other terribly daggy something-or-other. How embarrasment. And way to put a crimp in the 'mood'.