i explode you! events i'd like to promote ( Read more... )

It's funny when you reaize things about people's pasts that you didn't know ( Read more... )

my brother is in jail in martinez.

my mom is really mad.

he is so sensitive and sweet. i hope he's ok

1.Go into your LJ's archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions

"what i've learned: 1: if a cyborg is a mix of human and synthetic composites, then anyone with a prosthetic leg, pacemaker, or eyeglasses counts."

i wanted to say that i knew that that site was a joke. i thought it would be funny but i am already getting annoyed with how many emails i'm getting about it being fake.

i was looking at myself inthe mirror and my reflection started talking to me ( Read more... )

GO TO ( Read more... )

go here:

http://donnymiller.com/ge.html

because:

Everything has a personality! Just add eyes!

THE MAKE BELIEVE ROAD TRIP ( Read more... )

i sent philip morris this email and complained that my pack of cigarettes only had 17 cigarettes in it and not 20, hoping to get some free shit.
so they're sending me $4.50 to replace the defective pack.
i should have said carton

i sent the same email to RJ reynolds and i will express more anger and demand more money from him.