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[tentbox]

i can't have a cat because i'm too calm and grumpy and self-absorbed. how am i supposed to eat or pray or sleep or read or do push-ups or make things when there is a cat walking on my face and jumping out of holes. but now i have a cat. they chanted my name until i had a cat. i didn't think they could do that. dakotah just called about meeting

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i wanna meet that cat/i'm just like everyone else

[sosoconsistent]

sometimes you will wish you had never had the cat, and then it will do something great like sit on your head and purrrrrrr and then you will ^-^

i'm getting another one OMG what am i doing

[tentbox]

the cat used to purr literally every second it was awake, now it only purrs half of the seconds it's awake, but i don't think it's any less happy than it used to be. two cats are said to be happier together than one cat is by itself, so maybe you are doing the right thing. let's put your two cats with one my cat but not so they make kittens, just so that they know each other.

[hotgluegun]

but ty calm grumpy self-absorbed people are the perfect cat owners. your cat is a cute blur and this is a really good story about having a cat

[tentbox]

i'm actually only grumpy for one hour of every day, does this make me and the cat more compatible or less. do you have a cat or not, i can't remember

have you really not posted since november or do you delete

[hotgluegun]

that's a tough question, during which hour are you grumpy? my parents have three cats but since i moved out i am catless

[elizabethrk]

Your cat has really short arms. Club feet?

[tentbox]

none of its leg have any hinges or anything below where the hinges would be, it just struts around on little toothpick legs it's adorable

good luck w yr relationship

[lostcosmonaut]

i feel like it has ups and downs

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--mza.

[tentbox]

my belief is that i will grow to like the cat more and more and at the same time it will become less and less interested in me, so there will come a time when we are both glad the other is there but only want to sit calmly and look at each other, not climb all over each other and tear mountains off the wall because we're so happy. but i don't know anything about cats

[bearandsnake]

is it a girl? whats it's name

[romolio]

geordi

GLSTTNG

[romolio]

Geordi Laforge of Star Trek The Next Generation

i can't really name him that but geordi looks so cool

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